October 5th, 2012

Shooting zombies

I figure if this whole zombie apocalypse thing is about to be on us, then I want to be ready...and what better way than to dive headfirst into the coming and very lucrative market of zombie photography? Zombie family portraits...zombie photography monographs...and of course zombie photography. Here's a look at my growing portfolio of zombie portraits; my camera and I look forward to servicing all your zombie photography needs in the future. Our motto: "We aim for the head - and get a winning photo every time!"

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In the meantime, you can pick up your own tips on the new undead world in this fine tome, now available everywhere: