April 26th, 2009

Awright, knock it off!

Okay, I've had it with all you people who went to book festivals and conventions and hikes and s&*t this weekend. Wanna know what I did? That's right. I worked like a friggin' dog. Mostly on the Stoker Weekend. John Little and I exchanged roughly 4.6 million e-mails and an hour on the phone trying to figure out programming and more hotel stuff. While YOU were living it up. Yeah, you're cute - LIKE A VELVET GLOVE CAST IN IRON!!!

(Can you tell that my one bit of entertainment was a revisit to FASTER PUSSYCAT KILL KILL? That got my motor revved, baby. Just stay out of my way, and stop lookin' down THERE, Columbus!)