March 25th, 2008

Naughty again

Another one of my many doppelgangers has allegedly been a very bad girl:

Lisa Morton, alleged thief

Yep, some Lisa Morton in New Jersey is charged with having stolen a bunch of checks from the court where she worked. I'm thinking she's got an ironclad defense: "But your Honor, I was in California working on my new horror novel, so it can't possibly have been me!"

Because of the proliferation of Lisa Mortons, I once briefly considered changing my name to Lisa Renee (Renee is my middle name), until I discovered there was a famous stripper named Liz Renay.

I hate you people who have names like Mamatas and Braunbeck. Lucky sods.