March 11th, 2008

New phrase of the day

"Submarine hit": Insurance slang for what happens when some imbecilic bimbo driving an SUV that's far too big for her (while babbling on a cell phone) slams head-on into an unmoving vehicle, caving in and crunching the hood of the smaller vehicle.

Don't ask why I know this. Suffice to say I'm not having a great week.