August 10th, 2007

Your mission is impossible, Mr. Phelps!

Just found out that Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps will be holding a "religious service" here in "fagridden L.A." tomorrow, beginning at 1:30 p.m., and I probably don't need to tell you it's in the heart of West Hollywood (corner of Santa Monica and San Vicente). Fredsy Baby's press release (yes, he really calls this a press release) includes such choice phrases as "feces-eating fag filthiness" and "California is Doomed".

Yeah, I know Phelps is a whackjob, barely worthy of one eyeblink. And he can spout whatever shit he wants, thanks to the same Constitution he pisses on daily. But...sorry, I really don't like it when he does it in my city.

Probably a good thing I'm working tomorrow. Of course the Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center is absolutely right in urging everyone not to go, but...still, might be kinda cool if a straight chick kicked him in (whatever passes for) his balls.