February 7th, 2007

Today's amusing phone call

A call I received today at my bookstore:

THEM: Do you carry the Hebrew Bible?

ME: Do you mean the Torah?

THEM: Uhhh...well, I just need the New Testament.

ME: So do you just want a complete Bible? (Pause...pause) I mean, one with both the Old and New Testaments?

THEM: Uhhh...I don't know...I guess.