August 28th, 2006

Adventures with Russ

Ricky Lee just had to run an Russ Meyer's house. Yep, that Russ Meyers. He said the house was exactly what you would expect for Russ. While he was there, they asked him if he wanted take a dip in the pool. As he was telling me this, I looked down and realized he was unzipped.

"What really went on at Russ Meyer's house?!" I demanded.

He looked sheepish.

"Did you..." I broke off, lowering my voice, "did you pee in Russ Meyer's pool?!"

(And you thought I'd ask something else, didn't you?)