March 14th, 2006

Spam we love!

From the header for a piece of spam received today:

Date: Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:32:06 -0600 [03/13/2006 05:32:06 PM PST]
From: "Dogcatcher I. Straightjacket" <>Add to Address book (

It's official: My next short story will star a character named Dogcatcher I. Straightjacket. Aren't you just dying already to know what the "I." stands for?