September 12th, 2005

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This is the cover of a 1940s Mickey Mouse book that just baffles me:

What's with Mr. Aggressive here? I mean, c'mon, look at this picture - Mickey's trying to go beat someone up while Minnie struggles to hold him back. Wanna know what disturbs this horror writer? You're lookin' at it.

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Here's an Amazon review in regards to the forthcoming DVD Blue Demon (mutant sharks on the loose, me as co-writer): "...Though it certainly is about the deadly sharks (6 of them) that attack the hapless people in the sea, there are 'comic' elements that are not particularly funny. Look at the 'names' of the sharks (yes, they have names), which are Grucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, and Gummo. Whoever thought of the idea calling killer sharks with the names of the Marx Brothers, must know that he is not making a thriller."

I have only this to say in response: THANK YOU!!! Yeah, guess what: Sharks not named after the Marx Brothers in my script. Hmmm, wonder who added that bit of genius to the script...?